Why Am I Longing to Shop From Paris Hilton’s Houseware Line?
Like so many people my age, I harbor complicated feelings toward Paris Hilton and the general concept of femininity—and for similar reasons. Both lure you in with the promise of glamour and ease, but can ultimately leave you feeling cold and wondering why you blew half your rent on a dress you’ll never wear. (Or, in the case of the families who invited Hilton and her onetime sidekick Nicole Richie to live and work with them on The Simple Life, why on earth you trusted a toxically rich and very obviously lazy socialite to milk your cow.)
What I’ve slowly come to realize over the years is that the trappings of traditional femininity have to be applied in specific, strategic doses so as not to make me itchy—i.e., no to bachelorette parties, but yes to getting a manicure and gossiping with the nail tech while the polish dries. The same, it seems, can be said of the Hilton persona; though I wouldn’t necessarily want to hang with Paris 24/7 (not, it should be said, that she’s offering), I am very interested in her paris-hiltons-houseware-line-on-sale-on-amazon-cookware-more/&asc_source=web” class=”external-link” data-event-click=”{"element":"ExternalLink","outgoingURL":"https://cna.st/affiliate-link/7ZJg7i5XH42a3f5yiebprqZoTijwAWVwQwm7fmDjaJCpEBk9x43yz98WvLpEJgK29VZ3QN1bX9DaxZPgsxEEuHVPqU6FCRcWzriwKv7XLNMnyBPR46rXyaEw4jwhLjG4V7FPtdm9LaQFKc2RA2UrEK9r9iRoa21rtg82PpybCMtRUD4FDWqpNLyu9BqxceozVHYhiX9k1W4yEYrmVxadL2LFa8Wxpv4LiiYaF9SKtsMBJ9ZhZFy2f6i4gYKxjwghnJmCTvAN6SWCGfGBQcS7AiDj6cymcYoahjPsRra7y3kKCPyL8sr7DZZu5bCcU1emWBYbZWBgELefSCAY4ajERCKYFbmTGnnWGJsbh49HhXgH7un6c8CXc2GEdpPJ9zJ7SzSjD5TqnC6kCXL9n2t"}” href=”https://cna.st/affiliate-link/7ZJg7i5XH42a3f5yiebprqZoTijwAWVwQwm7fmDjaJCpEBk9x43yz98WvLpEJgK29VZ3QN1bX9DaxZPgsxEEuHVPqU6FCRcWzriwKv7XLNMnyBPR46rXyaEw4jwhLjG4V7FPtdm9LaQFKc2RA2UrEK9r9iRoa21rtg82PpybCMtRUD4FDWqpNLyu9BqxceozVHYhiX9k1W4yEYrmVxadL2LFa8Wxpv4LiiYaF9SKtsMBJ9ZhZFy2f6i4gYKxjwghnJmCTvAN6SWCGfGBQcS7AiDj6cymcYoahjPsRra7y3kKCPyL8sr7DZZu5bCcU1emWBYbZWBgELefSCAY4ajERCKYFbmTGnnWGJsbh49HhXgH7un6c8CXc2GEdpPJ9zJ7SzSjD5TqnC6kCXL9n2t”Amazon homeware line, which is on sale now.
Before you raise an eyebrow, hear me out: Everything in the collection, from the pastel mini fridge to the rhinestone-encrusted thermos and the sold-out “That’s hot” tea kettle, is tacky and pink and over-the-top and proto-Barbiecore…and I weirdly kind of love it. It’s like someone fell asleep at the front desk of the Madonna Inn and let you raid the kitchen, something that has been a dream of mine ever since I first glimpsed the inside of that historic (and frilly) California hotel.
Though I’d be less inclined to subject my bedroom or living room to this kind of hot pink assault